Because why not?! Not EVERYTHING is NSFW, but... the vast majority. I love me some gay art. If there's a penis involved, I'm probably interested. If they're a six pack as well, then I'm totes (oh yes) there.
You know how it is, you’re exploring a ruin for some precious magical artifacts, and you walk in a room, step on a tile and then there’s just frickin tar or goo or oil or something just seeping out everywhere.
And then it starts squirming and wiggling, and it catches you by surprise! And it just grabs you by the wrists and ankles, and rips off your clothes, and suspends you upside-down!
And then it starts violating you and whoa…you kinda like it?